So, a few weeks ago, my family and I were watching American Idol (as we often do on Tuesday and Wednesday evenings) and Simon made the comment that if the competition were Smoldering Idol, Constantine (whom my mother and I adore for some reason unknown even to us) would have it won- or something to that effect at least. Anyway, it really stuck with my mother and me. I was thinking… wouldn’t it be great if it were Smoldering Idol? Let’s just get rid of all those pesky girls. In fact, let’s rework next season into something more along the lines of an all-male review. Phenomenal. Perhaps there should be a swimsuit competition involved. And, please, no uglies.