The Love Between A Man and His Car: Man Has Sex With Over 1,000 Cars

herbie the love bug57 year old Edward Smith, a Washington state native, admits to having had sex with over 1,000 cars.  His current “girlfriend” is a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla.  “As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.”

OK, weird… I’ve heard of cars being described as sexy, but can’t say I’ve ever heard on anyone wanting to have sex with one…  never mind multiple cars.  The article also mentions that he’s once had sex with a helicopter…  How does this even work?  What are the mechanics of this?  I  just don’t get it.  I’m not sure I want to think about it… And what’s the deal with him cheating on his “girlfriend” Vanilla with Cinnamon and Ginger.   So he’s not even faithful to poor Vanilla?  Not cool Edward, not cool…

Man Admits To Having Sex With 1,000 Cars


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