So apparently, earlier this week Sarah Palin gave the keynote speech for the Wine and Spirits Wholesalers of America’s 67th Annual Convention… and, big shock, it didn’t go so well.  Number one, why would one invite Sarah Palin to give the keynote speech for a wine convention (besides the obvious assumption that most of us need to drink heavily while listening to her speak)?  And Number two, they paid between $75,000 and $100,000 to experience that?  I think I need a drink.

If you can stomach it, you can actually listen to the speech and all the horrible wine puns that come with it.  For the record, I only lasted a couple of minutes…