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Happy Easter, Folks!

Kate Czlapinski — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 12:09:25 +0000

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The Daily Show’s John Oliver Discusses Hawaii’s Health Care System with Republicans

Kate Czlapinski — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:47:43 +0000

Republicans want Hawaiians to know that their 40 years of government-run health care will not work. It’s clearly all a house of cards! This was truly brilliant. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p [...]

The Grapist

Kate Czlapinski — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:36:45 +0000

Watch out kids, he gonna grape you in the [...]

‘Tis The Season!

Kate Czlapinski — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:00:52 +0000

‘Tis the season… for sketchy mall santas and creepy old relatives dressed up in ridiculous beards to torture small children. It’s the only time of year when we would encourage our toddlers to sit on a creepy old man’s lap and tell him what they really want. Don’t we normally tell kids not to talk [...]

Life With Cats

Kate Czlapinski — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:17:03 +0000

I deal with almost this exact same thing EVERY SINGLE MORNING with Spaz. Kevin somehow sleeps through [...]

I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes!

Kate Czlapinski — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:39:01 +0000

Yeah, it’s been one of those weeks… I love this movie and this has got to be one of my most favorite parts. Who hasn’t felt this way EVERY SINGLE DAY before? I know I owe you lots of posts about my recent travels, but I am off to dinner with Jenn at [...]

Bill Clinton As…. The Closer

Kate Czlapinski — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:18:41 +0000

I’m glad they sent in the right guy to get the job done, getting Euna Lee and Laura Ling back home safely. There’s nobody more persuasive than Bill Clinton. You just can’t say no to Bill Clinton… er… I know I wouldn’t be able to. Is that just me? I [...]

XKCD: Disaster Voyeurism

Kate Czlapinski — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:20:04 +0000

Funny because [...]

The Official George W. Bush Presidential Librarium

Kate Czlapinski — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:08:17 +0000

George W. Bush Presidential Librarium

This was awesome. And yes, jokes about Dubya ARE [...]

Jefferson’s First Draft…

Kate Czlapinski — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:37:19 +0000

Thomas Jeffersons 1st Draft of the Declaration of Independence [...]

Your AHole Tastes Funny

Kate Czlapinski — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:59:47 +0000

This is pretty awesome. It’s actually a commercial for Hardee’s, so get your minds out of the gutter, folks! I run a clean blog here.

A-Holes or B-Holes… which do [...]

Happy Father’s Day!

Kate Czlapinski — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:17:14 +0000

Action Dad!

Isn’t your dad your superhero?

Action Figure Dad – JibJab.com @ [...]

Green Team!

Kate Czlapinski — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:16:24 +0000

Some helpful environmental tips

Green Team from [...]

Stephen Colbert Guest Editor for Newsweek

Kate Czlapinski — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:48:08 +0000

I just love Colbert (not like I love Jon Stewart, but I love him)… and that’s because I understand satire. Anyway if you dig his stuff, you’ll dig him here.

Stephen Collbert: Why I Took This [...]

Piggy Bank Pyramid Scheme

Kate Czlapinski — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:40:15 +0000

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Target Women: The Cougar

Kate Czlapinski — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:52:15 +0000

In the most recent Target Women, the always brilliant Sarah Haskins discusses the new reality dating show, The Cougar, in which an attractive 40 year old woman gets her pick of a flock of twenty-something year old D-Bags. [...]

What Recession?

Kate Czlapinski — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:23:52 +0000

So, because I don’t live completely under a rock I have heard that we are in bit of a recession…

I occasionally climb out from under my rock and go somewhere outside of work or home (or the home office) and I socialize and shop and dine out. In fact, lately I think I’ve perhaps done a [...]

XKCD – Designated Drivers

Kate Czlapinski — Fri, 29 May 2009 02:38:02 +0000

Because, really, who hasn’t been in this [...]

The Love Between A Man and His Car: Man Has Sex With Over 1,000 Cars

Kate Czlapinski — Wed, 27 May 2009 23:59:38 +0000

57 year old Edward Smith, a Washington state native, admits to having had sex with over 1,000 cars. His current “girlfriend” is a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla. “As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named [...]

Consumer Reports Tests The Snuggie

Kate Czlapinski — Sat, 23 May 2009 13:51:03 +0000

Findings: You’re getting ripped off to look like a douchebag… and you’ll have cold buttucks. COLD BUTTOCKS… GET YOUR ICE COLD BUTTOCKS! (sorry, it had a ring [...]

Newspapers vs the Internet

Kate Czlapinski — Fri, 22 May 2009 02:37:44 +0000

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A Loose Moose in New Britain!

Kate Czlapinski — Thu, 21 May 2009 00:50:43 +0000

I told Kevin to stop wandering around outside at 5 o’clock in the morning! But he just wouldn’t listen… and now look!

Seriously, New Britain, CT isn’t exactly rural… Actually, it’s fairly urban and in some areas one might say it’s even quite ghetto. Don’t worry, it’s really not that bad- I’ve been living here for a [...]

We Didn’t Start The Flame War

Kate Czlapinski — Sat, 16 May 2009 03:25:18 +0000

So I thought I was just going to skip posting anything today – long week, headache, tired, blah blah blah – but then Kevin just shared this gem with me. This was fairly awesome and just the sort of garbage I like to post when I don’t actually have it in me to write anything. [...]

‘The Office’ Meets ’24′

Kate Czlapinski — Thu, 14 May 2009 22:45:25 +0000

Today was pretty rough- like 5 minutes to kill yourself rough. This somehow made it all better. [...]

Jon Arbuckle Blogs Too

Kate Czlapinski — Tue, 12 May 2009 23:58:57 +0000

This made me laugh… I feel like this just about every time I post here :p Poor Jon.

Garfield [...]