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	<title>The World According To Kate &#187; the holidays</title>
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		<title>&#8216;Tis The Season!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kate Czlapinski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;Tis the season&#8230; for sketchy mall santas and creepy old relatives dressed up in ridiculous beards to torture small children.  It&#8217;s the only time of year when we would encourage our toddlers to sit on a creepy old man&#8217;s lap and tell him what they really want.   Don&#8217;t we normally tell kids not to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;Tis the season&#8230; for sketchy mall santas and creepy old relatives dressed up in ridiculous beards to torture small children.  It&#8217;s the only time of year when we would encourage our toddlers to sit on a creepy old man&#8217;s lap and tell him what they <em>really</em> want.   Don&#8217;t we normally tell kids <em>not</em> to talk to strangers?  I guess that excludes the month of December &#8211; when we instruct them to sit on the laps of scary old men in costumes &#8230; and then take their pictures.  Yep, that makes sense to me!</p>
<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m getting off track.  <a href="http://www.sketchysantas.com">Sketchy Santas</a> is a site dedicated to this terrifying annual tradition.  Hilarious&#8230; and a little frightening. Enjoy!</p>
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